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Your deck isn't fine.
It's one rewrite away from a second meeting.

A slide-by-slide teardown scored against six investor lenses — with the four weakest headlines rewritten and seven edits applied directly into a corrected copy of your deck.

Order the teardown See the lenses

Six-lens scorecard 4.5/10 → 8+

Moat
Market timing
Traction story
Team credibility
Ask & use of funds
Narrative arc

The lenses

We read your deck the way an associate with 40 decks a month reads it.

Fast, pattern-matched, unsentimental. Then we fix what we flagged — most teardowns only tell you what's wrong.

Verdict first

A single honest call: investable-with-work, or filtered-out. With the three slides that decide it.

Rewrites, not notes

The weakest headlines rewritten so you can lift them straight into the deck. "Steal these" is the literal section title.

Diligence preview

The questions your deck invites and can't yet answer — answered for you or flagged before an investor asks cold.

Pricing

One deck. One price. 72 hours.

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Full Teardown

$197 once
  • Six-lens scorecard + slide-by-slide verdict
  • 4 headlines rewritten, top defects ranked
  • Diligence-preview question list
  • Delivered in 72 hours

Teardown + Rewrite

$497 once
  • Everything in Full Teardown
  • Corrected deck copy with edits applied (PPTX)
  • Narrative restructure across all slides
  • Priority queue — 96 hours

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