Your deck gets one shot. We show you where it dies.

Investors give decks 2–4 minutes. Our teardown scores yours against the Sequoia and YC frameworks, marks the exact slide where attention dies, rewrites your weakest headlines, and hands you the diligence questions you're about to invite — before an investor does.

Get torn down — from $197
✓ Unambiguous verdict✓ Published scoring rubric✓ Crypto payment, no account✓ Confidential by default

The six lenses we score

1 · Problem & Market

Is the pain real, urgent, and big enough to matter — or just plausible?

2 · Moat

Why you, why now, why can't this be copied in six months?

3 · Execution credibility

Does the team-slide evidence match the ambition-slide promise?

4 · Traction vs stage

Judged against what's normal for your stage, not fantasy benchmarks.

5 · Narrative arc

We map where attention peaks and where it dies — against real 2–4 minute reading behaviour.

6 · Risk awareness

Decks that pre-empt the hard questions get funded more. Does yours?

Score under 4 on any lens = deal-killer flag. Above 8 = conviction signal. Every score comes with the specific evidence that produced it — no vibes-based feedback.

Two tiers. Both brutal.

$197
one-time · Written Teardown
  • Verdict: investable / needs work / not yet
  • Full 6-lens scorecard with evidence
  • Narrative arc map — the slide where you lose them
  • Annotated slide-by-slide critique
  • Top-5 fixes, each with a rewritten headline
  • Diligence questions your deck invites
  • Delivered within 72 hours
Order Written Teardown
PRE-DEMO-DAY
$497
one-time · Teardown + Recorded Walkthrough
  • Everything in the Written Teardown
  • Recorded screen walkthrough of every slide
  • Investor-fit map: which type of fund this deck suits
  • Restructure plan for the next version
  • Priority 48-hour delivery
Order Walkthrough Tier

Comparable services run $197–$1,497. Free AI scorers will grade your fonts; we tell you which slide kills the deal.

Frequently asked questions

Is my deck confidential?

Absolutely. Never shared, never published, deleted within 30 days of delivery. Public excerpts only ever appear with your written permission — some clients choose to trade a discount for publication rights, but that's opt-in only.

What stage is this for?

All stages — pre-seed through Series B. Traction is judged relative to your stated stage, which you provide at submission.

Do you rewrite the whole deck?

No — the top-5 fixes include rewritten headlines for the worst offenders, and the Walkthrough tier adds a restructure plan. A full rebuild service may be offered separately after your teardown.

Why crypto-only?

Founders raising don't want another subscription or card form. Pay from any wallet, anywhere, once. Your submission carries a txid — no accounts, no invoices.

Can you sign an NDA?

Our terms already commit to confidentiality and deletion; if you need an additional signed NDA, note it in your instructions and one will accompany your confirmation email.