Pitch deck teardown · brutal · useful · 72 hours

Every slide argues.
We show you where it loses.

Scroll — that's your deck coming apart. We score it against six investor lenses, rewrite the failing headlines, preview the diligence questions it invites… then ship you a repaired v2 with every edit applied.

Tear down my deck — $197The six lenses ↓

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6investor lenses14+slides dissected each job72hturnaroundv2repaired deck ships with every teardown

The exact questions your deck will be asked — answered first.

Sequoia/YC-informed, tuned by what actually gets said in partner meetings.

Problem & MarketPain specific, frequent, expensive? Sized bottom-up, not "1% of $90B"?/10
MoatWhat compounds with scale that a fast follower can't copy next quarter?/10
Execution credibilityDid these exact people ship something hard in this domain before?/10
Traction vs stageHonest numbers from zero — no truncated axes, no vanity curves./10
Narrative arcOne idea per slide, each earning the next, building to the ask./10
Risk awarenessUse of funds, milestones, the biggest threat — raised unprompted./10

What arrives 72 hours later

Six-lens scorecard

A number per lens, composite verdict, and what separates fundable-core from filtered-out presentation.

Slide-by-slide findings

Severity-coded, evidenced, quotable — including the chart tricks an analyst would catch in minutes.

Rewritten headlines

Your weak titles replaced with specific, defensible claims — steal-these ready.

Diligence preview

The five questions your current deck invites, so nothing in the meeting is new.

The repaired deck (v2)

Honest axis re-based to zero, GMV proof-point added, headlines applied, momentum close — edits already done, not suggested.

Every format + seal

PDF, DOCX, MD, TXT, CSV of findings, integrity manifest, one zip. Plus the reusable pre-send checklist.

Less than one hour of a pitch consultant's time.

FULL TEARDOWN
$197
72-hour delivery
  • Six-lens scorecard + findings register
  • Rewritten headlines + diligence preview
  • All formats, sealed manifest
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$497
96-hour delivery
  • Everything in Full Teardown
  • Repaired v2 deck shipped — every finding applied to your actual PPTX
  • Market-sizing rebuilt bottom-up
  • One revision pass included
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